I am, at this VERY MOMENT, twenty-six YEARS OLD!! I'm listening to my selectively silly husband spout off random information about the human colon?!?! It's 1.5 meters, almost 5 feet long, and the ph varies between 5.5 and 7...blah blah blah.
Refrigerated in our nice, clean hotel room, we patiently await tomorrow, when we can head to the beach and check into our cozy little beach house.
Now, said husband-person is using the visually impaired option on his MAC. I've heard the creepy little computer voice call me a couple colorful names, and tell me, "Happy Birthday honey-pie."
This is why I married this man. He makes me SO HAPPY.
Ahhh! I've been caught. Over and out.